Job adverts and letters of application
Hello,
Please write a job adverts according to the template:
- COMPANY: who is looking for employees (name and type of company)
- KIND OF JOB (name of job, part - time, full time, etc)
- QUALITIES: (what type of person is suitable for the position)
- QUALIFICATIONS (if necessary)
- CONTACT: (email address or postal details)
ZOOLAND are looking for trainer of wild animals to work at local zoo.
ReplyDeleteIdeal employee:
- must be available for April, May and Juny, from Monday to Thursday,
- must have experience with work with animal,
- must be pleasant, reliable, energetic and hardworking - it's the most important.
Age doesn't matter!!
Apply in writing to email address: zoo@land.com . We accept applications to the end of March.
Dear ZOOLAND,
DeleteI am writing to apply for the position of trainer of wild animals as advertised in Saturday's Gazette.
I am twenty years old student. I don't have any past expierience as trainer. Still, I am harworking, reliable and energetic person. I like work with animals and I learn very quickly I feel these are suitable qualities for the position.
I am available for an interview in the afternoons. I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely,
Emilia Tymicka.
Dear ZOOLAND,
DeleteI am writing to apply for the position of trainer of wild animals as advertised in newspaper.
I am nineteen-year-old student. Although I have no work experience, I am pleasant, because I like animals. I am energetic and hardworking person. Therefore, I believe that I am suitable for the position.
I am avaible for an interview in the afternoons. I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely,
Ola Drzewiecka
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ReplyDeleteToiTeam is looking for toilet deliveryman to deliver toilets when he has to.
ReplyDeleteIdeal deliveryman:
- must have driver's license,
- must be punctual and hardworking,
- must have experience with delivers.
If you are interested, write to us: [ToiTeam@world.com]. We accept applications to the end of May. See more informations on [toi.let.com].
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DeleteDear Mikołaj,
DeleteI am writing to apply for the position of toilet's deliveryman as advertised in my new toilet.
Since i heard about your advert I was dreaming about thes job. I am nineteen-year-old student of local university. I am studing maths. I have no work experience, I am an kind and patient person. I am friendly and polite, I feel these are suitable qualities for the position and I think I am the best person for this job.
I am available for an interview in the nights. I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely,
Dawid Pękała
Welcome!
ReplyDeleteThe McDonald's Corp. want your young hands! You gonna use our ice-cream machine! It's great, isn't it?!
Don't be afraid of your experience, it's not necessery! We don't mind you just ended University of Harward! Everyone is suitable, 'couse everyone is clever enough to get our great post! Don't care about your friends that are trying to "help" you with your life, because everyone know that McDonald's it's the best job! Throw away your dreams about being a rich employee!
Call us now and get your best job in our great Corporation, McDonald's!
69-666-666-666
Or send a reply!
McDonald's Company
Ruin Your Life 86 avenue
Somewhere in 'Muricca
Dear Sir,
DeleteI am writing to apply for the position of ice-cream maker as advertised on the McDonald's official facebook page.
I am fifteen-year-old student currently in my first year at secondary school. I am not studying for any tests for now. Although I have no work experience, I am punctual, because I wasn't ever late for school and I am clever, because I am top of my class. I feel these are suitable qualities for the position.
I am available for an interview in the afternoons. Thank you for your consideration. I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours faithfully,
Mikołaj Florek
Sweetcats is looking for perfect thief to steal children's lolipops.
ReplyDeleteIdeal thief:
- must be experienced
- must be very fast, agile,creative and unnoticed
- must be available every day between 11 and 17 o'clock
If you are intrested in this job, please write to us. We will write back imediately.
Our e-mail adress: sweetcats.group@blue.com
See you on interviev :)
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DeleteDear Sweetcats,
DeleteI am writting to apply for the position of thieft to steal children's lolipops as advertised in Monday's Gazette.
I am eighteen-year-old thieft and I have studied in Perfect Thieft University, where I have learned lots of tricks to be a perfect thieft.
I am the best of run, I run very fast. I am also creative, because I have lots of interesting ideas to be the best thieft, so I feel that I am suitable for the job.
I am available for an interview in the evenings. I look foward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely,
Katarzyna Jabłońska
Chocolate Land is looking for teaster of chocolate.
ReplyDeleteYou should:
► love chocolate,
► don't worry about your weight,
► be friendly,
► be honest.
You don't have to have work experience, you must only sit on a sofa and taste lots of chocolate ;).
If you want to try it, contact with us on phone: 751-489-523 or an email: chocolate.land@gmail.com
We wait to application to the end of June.
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DeleteDear Chocolate Land!
DeleteI am writting to apply for the position of teaster of chocolate as advertised on Sunday's Newspaper.
I am addicted to chocolate 20 years old girl and I am need some money. I don't have work experience. I enjoy meeting new people. I am honest so you can trust me. I feel that I am suitable for this job.
I am available for an interviev every day in the evenings with the exception of Fridays because I have a meeting chocolate lovers. I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely,
Zofia Niećko
Dear Mrs Madam
DeleteI am writing to apply for the position of the chocolate teaster as advertised on the net.
I am fifteen years old student and I need some money for my holidays. I love chocolates and sweets so this position is perfect for me. I am honest, friendly and fit.
Evereday in the school I eat sandwiches and chocolate.
I can still eat chocolate and I won't gain weight.
I am available for interview at the weekend from 8:00 to 15:00.
Thank you for your consideration. I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely,
Rafał Ferens
World of Games is looking for computer games teaster.
ReplyDeleteThe right person should:
- have a lot of free time
- be patient
- be honest.
- be avaliable monday and wednesday between 8 and 15
Apply in writing worldofgames123@gmail.com
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DeleteDear Mrs.Tymicka
DeleteI am writing to apply for the position in World of Games as advertised on the Net.
I am a nineteen-year-old student in my final year in high school. I am studying medicine. I have work experience, I am honest, patient, friendly and hardworking person.
Unfortunately I am avaible for an interview and work only after ten o'clock. Thank you for your consideration. I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely
-Magdalena Ciuraj
Animal shelter ''Your best friend'' is looking for part-time person, who take the dogs for a walk on Saturday and Sunday afternoon. Ideal person must be:
ReplyDelete-fast
-friendly
-honest
You don't need to have any work experience. If you want to get this job, please write to us: yourbestfriend@gmail.com
Dear Mrs Drzewiecka,
DeleteI am writing to apply for the position of person who will take care of your dogs.
I am a nineteen-year-old student and I need some money to buy my own house.
I am going to be a vet. I love animals, especially dogs, but I have no work experience now. I am very friendly and I spend a lot of time with animals. I really enjoy it. I am also fast and energetic person - I hate being bored!
I am available for the interview in the afternoons. I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely,
Ola Teodorczuk
Office cleaning is looking for charwoman to work in private houses.
ReplyDeleteGreat person must:
-know Spanish, English, Russian. Chinese,Norwegian and French
- like compose puzzles
- be honest, friendly, slim nice and young
- have short wavy brown hair and plump legs
- wear long dresses with sequins
- have completed maths academy
- have own car
Experience in working Not needed
If you are person described above- contact to us- 81-345-746-826
Restaurant "Yummy" is looking for person to wash the dishes. Working hours: 10 AM - 9 PM.
ReplyDeleteIdeal person should be:
-fast
-patient
-hardworking.
Experience is not required.
If you want to work, please call us: 123-234-345.
Dear Mrs Teodorczuk,
DeleteI am writing to apply for the restaurant position as person to wash the dishes.
I am sixteen years old student and I need some money. I have no work experience, but I feel that I am suitable for this job. I am very hardworking person, becouse I want to everything be the best in my work. I am also patient and fast. I am available to work at 10 am to 9 pm.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely,
Klaudia Kosierb
Animal World is looking for person who will take care of sweet, little pandas in the zoo.
ReplyDeletePerson for this job must:
- like animals
- be hardworking
- be patient
- avaible from monday to friday between 10 a.m and 6 p.m
You don't need to have work experience.
If you are intrested, contact with us: AnimalWorld@gmail.com
Dear Mrs Kosierb,
DeleteI am writting to apply for the position of person who will take care of pandas.
I am seventeen-year-old student and I need money for holidays. I have no work experience, but I love animals. I have my own cat and little dog so I know how to care about them. I am very patient person because I have little sister and I often take care about her. I am also hardworking and I want to everything be perfect. I feel these are suitable qualities for the position.
Yours sincerely,
Julia Karpiuk
hello
ReplyDelete"Ted and his dog"
ReplyDeleteWe are looking for "doggy driver"
Qualities:
*You must can drive a car
*You have to like dogs
*You must be patient
Qualfications:
*All you need to work here is work experience
Apply in writinig to:
e-mail: doggydream@hot.com
Dear Mrs Karpiuk,
DeleteI am writing to apply for the doggy driver.
I am twenty two years old. I worked at shelter for dogs for many years also I am owner of two dogs. I love these animals so much!
I have driver license from three years. I have never had collisions or accidents. I am very good driver. I am patient and friendly person and I like work with animals. I feel these are suitable qualities for the position.
I am available for an interview in the afternoons. I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely,
Dominika Przytuła
Fastfood "KFC" is looking for person to be a cashier.
ReplyDeleteYou should:
- be fast
- be agile
- be kind
- be reliable
- be punctual
Experience in this job is not required.
If you are interested call us to this number: 782 836 723
Dear Mr Ferens,
DeleteI am writing to apply for the position of a cashier in the KFC fastfood restaurant.
I am a student and I need money for the coming holidays. I have no work experience but I am ready to work hard. I think I am kind and reliable. I am good at working as part of a team.
I am available for an interview in the mornings till 11a.m.
I am looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours faithfully<
Krzysztof Kowalczyk.
Dear Sir,
DeleteI an writing to aply for the position of a cashier ine the KFC fastfood.
I am a teenager and I need money to buy games on my game console. I have got a work experience because I have worked in a simlar restaurant few years ago.I am very kind and hardworking and I assure you if you take me to this work you will not regret.
I am available for an interview in the mornings till 4p.m.
I am looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours faithfully,
Michał Skorek
The National Bank of Poland is looking for a security guard. Working hours: working shifts: 22.00 - 10.00, 10.00 - 22.00.
ReplyDeleteRequired skills:
-needs to have a driving licence
-must be strong and fit
- scary looks an asset
- should be good at martial arts
No experience necessary, although a former soldier or an assasin will be welcome.
If interested contact Mr Joseph Blacksmith, phone No 789 987 879.
Great salary!
Dear Mr Kowalczyk,
DeleteI am writing to apply for the position of a security guard in The National Bank of Poland. I am 21 years old and I need some money. I have a driving licnse and I am strong. I am not very good at martial arts but I am learning Karate for two months. I have not any experience but I am a hard-working person. Working hours are not a problem for me. I am available for a meeting at friday.
Yours faithfully,
Michał Pawłowski
PLBC* is looking for a buider who can build houses and lots of other things with Lego bricks.
ReplyDeleteIdeal employee:
-must be available for July, August and September from Monday to Friday
-must have from 3 to 5 years old
-must have an experience of beeing a builder
Aply in writing to email adress:
PLBC@gmail.com
We accept aplications to the half of August
Al-Ka’ida is looking for an assasin.
ReplyDeletePerfect employee should be:
-fast
-very, very brave
-not afraid of death
Apply in writing to:
Al-Ka’ida@gmail.com
There is only one place left so hurry up!